Food. Shelter. Clothing. Those are every human’s basic needs. We’re not here to talk houses or hummus, so let’s talk about threads.
To celebrate Surfing in the 2020 Olympics, we're bringing back our America is Surfing T-shirt. It’s black. Subtle. Gentlemanly, maybe, and mysterious? Probably not. It’ll keep you warm through the night and decent through the day. It even doubles as a tourniquet in case you get hurt.
Don’t get hurt.
Instead, buy a shirt. Then go find some food and at least a couch to sleep on.